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Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023
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Clingon Stage 5 

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
Clingon Stage 5 by will bitten August 26, 2017
Related Words
clunge Clingy clingon Clinger clinge Cling Clingey clung Clunge Sponge Clinga
Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.
Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!
Cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023
A meat hole image generated by AI
We are meat, we are hole, we are Clungus!
Clungus by Eruja181 November 8, 2023
A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
Cling by Based Fiend July 25, 2022

lowkey clingy 

Lowkey clingy is when they (significant other) aren't 'obsessed' with you but they do love constantly holding you, cuddling, kissing and being around you. It's a good degree because it's not too much but they are protective and cute. The kind of significant other I'd like. (:
Lowkey clingy is when they (significant other) aren't 'obsessed' with you but they do love constantly holding you, cuddling, kissing and being around you. It's a good degree because it's not too much but they are protective and cute. The kind of significant other I'd like. (:

Ashlyyn is a clingy kind of girl. But I like it.
lowkey clingy by Jordanne__17 April 26, 2016
When something is oddly cute but yet also cringe at the same time
"Oh wow, they're simulating sleeping together through a voice chat, that's kinda cuinge"
Cuinge by koworai September 13, 2020