Clud

A sound that is not quite a clunk, yet not quite a thud.

Richard his jumped into a doorframe, hitting his head, and a loud clud sound resulted

by Solo Phoenix March 10, 2006

clud otherwise known as cloud,
so basically short for cloud.

lonely as a clud (clouds are sometimes lonely)
thick as a clud (clouds look thick and heavy)
light as a clud (clouds are actually light and feathery)

by laaaaaaa August 31, 2008

A failed sentence after waking up from passing out stoned and/or drunk.

Lawl, I totally failed and have no clud

by LaurenLaLovely July 3, 2010

A massive, hideous, terrible, shapeless male genitalia. Typically unwashed, and riddled with disease. If a man had a clud it will usually reek.

Damn it I can’t go camping this weekend! Gotta go get my clud husked again. The crust is built up pretty thick.

by SuperUglyPerson May 11, 2023

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the mixture of blood and cum that occurs when you fuck a virgin.

by Snedz January 9, 2006

like clouds... only clumsy; clouds lacking substantial shape or "cloudiness"; semi-clouds

"The wispy cluds robbed the sky from its perfect cloudless condition today."

by Cosmokramuh February 22, 2010

To hit someone or something hard on the head, resulting in a concussion. Similar to "to club."

"If you keep messin' around wit dat ho, I'ma clud yo ass so hard you'll wish you'd married a man instead!"

by LaPrincess June 9, 2005