crusty clown 

a crusty clown is similar to a dirty sanchez but instead of just a mustache you put a poop ring all around the mouth and on the nose, to look like a clown

BAAAAMMM!! I just gave that bitch a crusty clown and now she's scaring the kids.

crusty clown by Squirrel Nipps December 12, 2004

Crusty The Clown 

"Crusty The Clown"- when your female doesn't put out the night before, so you ejaculate on her eyes while she's asleep. Therefore not able to open her eyes!

That bitch wouldn't give me head, so I gave her a "Crusty The Clown" while she snored.

Crusty The Clown by Tonemaster August 8, 2007

crusty bloody clown frown 

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

crusty bloody clown frown by laydo November 16, 2006

crusty_clownz 

crusty_clownz is a TikTok creator of with a piss kink

crusty_clownz has a piss kink

crusty_clownz by Terezi.eats.chalk June 21, 2021

crusty crown 

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

crusty crown by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

crusty_clownz 

a very cool tiktoker with rlly good content and drawings

crusty_clownz is awesome and i love his stuff!

crusty_clownz by drpepperenjoyer June 21, 2021