clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017

Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid

2.) The Soup of Fools

“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...

by Trashlight May 20, 2021

clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 17, 2021

area clown

1. An insult that a complete idiot makes when he's losing an argument. 2. A jester or Harlequin that works locally.

Henry was doing badly in debate club so he referred to Jessica as an area clown.

by Renfield76 April 8, 2010

Smoking Clown

When you take a massive hit of weed, give a menstruating woman oral pleasure and then exhale.

What’s that on your face?

I smoked a shit ton last night and gave that girl the smoking clown

by The crazy clown October 5, 2019

To Clown

To return to an ex or a boy you said you won’t return to.

I’m going to clown AGAIN

by Clowning Everyday May 19, 2021

Drown the Brown Clown

Taking a shit

Sorry I’m late; I had to go Drown the Brown Clown.

by Deuce22 March 12, 2022