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clown nap 

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.
I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.
clown nap by Steve D. August 10, 2005

clown nosing 

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.
Julie and Greg were clown nosing.
clown nosing by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008

Clown Nose 

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.
Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"
Clown Nose by Lex Logic April 25, 2019

Clown nose 

When a girl is on her period and she 69's her man. The menstrual blood causes the man's nose to look like that of a clown.
MAN 1-"Dude, my girl was on her period and we 69'd"
MAN 2-"Holy shit man, you got the clown nose?"
Clown nose by BIGP312 February 8, 2009

clown nigga 

McDonald's, McDonald's worker, a friend, a foolish nigga.
1. WHADDUP MA CLOWN NIGGA!?

2. He a damn clown nigga.
clown nigga by clown niggaz January 20, 2008

clown noise 

when someone tries to voice their opinion on a conversation they just walked into, but their comment has no meaning or relevance and they end up making a total ass out of themselves
Bro1: "How about that cowboys game last night bro?"

Bro2: "Yeah, Romo killed it in the fourth quarter."

*kid walks in*

Fag: "Man I love football, you guys wanna be friends?"

Bro1: "Fuck off, clown noise."
clown noise by rockpiece December 2, 2014