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When a girl is on her period and she 69's her man. The menstrual blood causes the man's nose to look like that of a clown.
MAN 1-"Dude, my girl was on her period and we 69'd"
MAN 2-"Holy shit man, you got the clown nose?"
by BIGP312 February 08, 2009
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An object used by professional clowns, typically made from red foam or rubber.
I was balls deep in an 8 year old when my clown nose fell off
by Cameron Collins February 02, 2008
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when you fart in your hand and close it then cover someones nose with the hand full-a-fart
o god while i was sleeping he gave me a clown nose
by bobo the sad for uties September 08, 2005
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A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.
I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.
by Clown Noser May 02, 2008
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When you splooge all over a girls face than punch her in the nose.
Jim clown nosed Ruth and then attacked a wild bore.
by Shitface Magee February 06, 2004
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the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood
Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!
by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017
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