closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

Closespaced 

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

Closespaced by Wbienek October 30, 2017

ClosetFoe 

The people who smile to one's face while repeatedly driving an invisible knife into the back(s) of one, or multiple people.

You: "Hey girl, what's up? How have you been?"

ClosetFoe: "totally awesome! I really miss you!"

You: " well, that's nice. We should get together and hang out."

*brief intermission as your phone call or text ends, while another begins with somebody else*

ClosetFoe: "like OMG... you'll never guess who I was just talking to! Guess what I found out??! That b***h brushed her hair!!!.... I know, right?! I know it's not much, but we can make it work!"

YOU: lollollolloll!!!!!

ClosetFoe:

ClosetFoe by Laughing so hard November 23, 2011

Closetmale 

A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time

There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man

Closetmale by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018