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Closet Sex 

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
Closet Sex by Th3rd November 13, 2015
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Closet Sex 

when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down
Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.
Closet Sex by DestinyHope March 1, 2011

Closet Sex 

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"
if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.
Closet Sex by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007

Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
Closet sexual by Spy Junior July 3, 2022

sextra close 

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.
Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound
sextra close by jordan lane August 19, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026