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Close Friend Inflation 

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.
Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.
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very very close friend 

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.
K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...
very very close friend by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

really close friend 

going out...aka Love...aka couples...aka...love
yah..she is just my really close friend..im with her all the time...JUST A REALLY CLOSE FRIEND

close female friend 

Close female friends who share a bed and both of their husbands probably died of “The plage”
Tragic really :(
I heard that Sarah and her close female friend Beth are going to a lake this weekend.

Literally Close Friends 

a friend of the opposite gender whom one may hug for 2-8 minutes at a time.
Bro 1: I literally watched you hug her for two minutes. Obviously you guys aren't just friends.
Bro 2: Yeah, you're right. We're literally close friends.

Bro 1: Oh shitttttt you're right. I understand.

Close friends 

someone you enjoy spending time with they relate to you feelings and support you. They talk everyday when you need them for whatever they are there it's a give and take kind of relationship respect and a listing ear.
Joey: close friends if you know what I mean.
Jenny : jj for life

closet friend 

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.
I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.
closet friend by A Closet Friend October 20, 2008