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What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler
"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"
Cloots by The Scav Man April 1, 2009
Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.
'Man I need to get all my cloths together'
Cloths by sotongal4lyf April 26, 2012
1. The act of slapping somebody (generally in the face) with a pair of testicles.

2. A sexual position, where, assuming your girlfriend has annoyed you in some way, you mount her face and slap her repeatedly in the nose with your testicles.
You're going the right way for a cloothed bottom

Mr.I buy cloths everyday 

A person who tends to say he is rich but he's actually a low life
He thinks he is a Mr.I buy cloths everyday
But really he has no life
someone who is clothsy
that sly fox is really clothsy
Clothsy by secretcrawlingbadger January 1, 2011

clothstrophobia 

A fear of clothes. When a person is clothsrophobic, they don't own clothes, they're always naked (they don't care i they have a tiny penis) they don't do school cuz you have to have clothes and they mostly stay inside.
Guy with clothes: Hey, man what's up?
Clothstrophobic person: AHH WTF IS THAT??
Guy with clothes: What are you talking about and why are you naked?
Clothstrophobic person: THE CLOTHES!!
Guy with clothes: What are you talkin-
Clothstrophobic person: AHHHHHHHHHHH (runs away)
Guy with clothes: Huh, must have clothstrophobia.