Clopnopin' 

Clopnopin' is the act of getting high on horse tranquilizers (such as Klonopin) and then masturbating to pornography of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic series.

"I caught my friend Marc Clopnopin' in his room the other day. Needless to say, I don't talk about horses with him anymore."

Clopnopin' by Goatse.gov July 21, 2020

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping 

To hit somebody in the testicles while off guard, but only during a time of competitive game play with a very close friend. Both these are crucial points in classifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/competition between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.

Friend A gets home from work, and greets Friend B outside on the Cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. Once Friend B finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. Friend A reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks Friend B in the balls screaming "Cloop bitch! You've been clooped"

Friend A walks by friend B and back hand slaps friend B in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. While laughing Friend C asks friend A what they're doing. "Clooping" Friend A calmly replies with a smirk on his face.

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping circa 2011

Cloop, Clooped, Clooping by Motörgreg September 23, 2011

Cloopin 

Cloopin: A useless twat fuck good for nothing fuckface.

Adam: "Nathan, what's a cloopin"
Nathan: "Ask Illias"
Adam: "Illias what's a cloopin"
Illias: "I don't know, ask Nathan"
Adam: "So you guys are cloopins..."

Cloopin by OoSmily January 16, 2019