Cockmouth 

A crime committed against all that is good and holy by a woman when she kisses a man and has performed oral sex on another man within 24 hours. The man is then infected with Cockmouth, from which he can readily discern the taste of cock or ballsack, and in the most severe scenarios can taste the "taint salt."

"I think that girl at the party gave me cockmouth."

"I'm a horrible soulless bitch and blew this guy in the gas-station bathroom before making out with my boyfriend."

"That chick just blew me, and now she's giving her boyfriend Cockmouth!"

Cockmouth by Butterdick Jones December 28, 2011

cockmouthed 

when a female sucks another mans penis then makes out with you.

Usually occurs at extremely good parties

Man, Vanessa sure is a good kisser

Dude, she just sucked Pat's dick! You just got cockmouthed!

cockmouthed by Ac Masta Flex June 21, 2006

Cockmouth 

a complete and total douchebag that will not shut up. All you can hear from that douche is complete cocknicity.

Man, that guy is a total cockmouth. He won't shut up about how he boned his fifth girlfriend last night!!

Cockmouth by Raebabe October 29, 2009

cockmouth 

A person who happens to prefer sucking cocks to handjobs and/or can fit quite alot of cock in their mouth

Rachael is a cockmouth

cockmouth by scarlett .k March 12, 2008

CockMouthPoopSlide 

To impale ones throat with ones penis during oral sex, only to force the fellater to expel their bowels; only to proceed to use the fecal matter as a means for a Slip N' Slide.

John: "Fuck man, my head hurts so bad."
Mark: "Why, man?"
John: "Because I was giving my bitch a CockMouthPoopSlide when something went horribly awry."

CockMouthPoopSlide by Kyle Christian Is DEAD August 2, 2008

Cockamouthaphobia 

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.

"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"

Cockamouthaphobia by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

Cockmother by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011