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An individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.
"Dude stop being a total clock tease"
by Toastomdernist February 19, 2008
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When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.
Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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Somebody who has the ability to manipulate time
Did you watch Back To The Future?
Yeah! Marty is such a clocktease.
by Arnehehe February 18, 2008
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