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clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.
Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!
clitically acclaimed by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

Clartical eejit 

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity
Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit
Clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

clitical 

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.
I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!
clitical by ismirth July 2, 2007

clitical acclaim 

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.
Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."
clitical acclaim by californialuv January 31, 2014

clartical eejit 

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit
clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022

clitorical 

Any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. Kinda like rhetorical question.
Guy 1:Anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
Guy 2:Heck yes dude
Guy 1:Dude that's messed up, that was a clitorical question!
clitorical by vcsuperfan November 16, 2007