Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

claping 

Actions by a group of people attacking an Amish person, taking advantage of that person being a pacifist. They knowingly and perhaps viciously attack, expecting no resistance.

Claping a person who will not defend themselves is an aggressive act our society should not condone nor ignore. If each of us wants to live in a community where we (at the very least) are tolerated for our beliefs, we need to have consequences for those who clape any person.

claping by Paderewski July 20, 2016

Hedge Clippings 

When rolling a blunt or packin a bowl, the bits of weed that fall on to your magazine or table.

Dont make a mess when you roll that blunt, I dont want hedge clippings all over my desk.

Hedge Clippings by Knowledgeable1! November 23, 2009

clipping nail

performing a mundane yet necessary task such as washing dishes or sleeping

Shuby: "If you need me, I'll be clipping nail."

clipping nail by s0urgasoline February 1, 2020

cripingtons 

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

cripingtons by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

bag chiping 

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

bag chiping by taskmaster September 14, 2009