Something that is a typical example (or a 'textbook' example) of something such as a symptom of an illness (e.g. a runny nose & a high temperature) which often presented to a medical clinic is easily diagnosed. Clinical may be a synonym for 'textbook' or 'textbook case'.
An WOW addict quits playing because he determined it was ruining his life and a few weeks later begins heavily playing some other MMO game - That's Clinical - a clear example of (in this case) an addictive personality who needs help
by Christmas29 December 9, 2011
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A measurement of how clinical something is. Measured in the form of a perecentage.
When playing football if your team has three shots of which 2 are goals your teams clinicity is 66%. A clinicity rating of 50% is usually favourable.
by Tomdom March 22, 2005
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the art of using non relevant facts that sound relatable to the subject, in order to mislead or deceive usually with out a directl lie so as to b gone by the time your called on it. False scamdoctored resultsmisleading information ,effort to make something bad seem good
Jack “Buy some ice cream! “. Jill “I cant fukwit the sugars. I got the beetys “(as in diabetes). Jack “yeah but u love ice cream everybody does. Look at all these people eating it and there fine??! Are all of these people wrong and are u trying to make us look stupid and crazy to all these people?” Jill” don’t try n pull that clinical shit on me bitch I can die from that. Y don’t u get your ass a job instead of spinning all that clinical garbage?”

Jack;(in stolen car) “bitch get in the car” Jill;”na, I know u jack im not trying to get cracked in a hot whip, I’m good”. Jack;” bitch this is my cousins car he let me borrow it so I could take u to-“ jill(cutting off jack -“quit playin games lying ass clinical bitch! If it’s your cousins why’s there a bandana over the steering Colum huh? Let’s see the name on the title which cousin was it? U got that title? If not try that clinical shit somewhere else. U got the title?” Jack”no....but” Jill”but nothing. That’s y I dropped u like deuces so deuces”
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a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.

they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.

NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.
i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.

and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.

by el watusi July 27, 2006
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I heard you don't even have to pay her-
She gives that FREE CLINIC!
by Light Skin Killah November 20, 2003
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clin-i-cal de-pres-sion
/klin-i-kal dih-presh-un/

A mental health disorder characterized by persistently depressed mood or loss of interest in activities, causing significant impairment in daily life.
Rosita has clinical depression. That is why she never wants to join family events.
by kaosmoker October 1, 2018
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When two or more people have been diagnosed as being absolute homies
Me and my boy boner are CLINICAL HOMIES... more boys more boys!
by Big Dog Status Caesar October 6, 2020
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