cling-film
"So it appears that I have been wrapped in cling-film," said Roy Orbison without emotion. "Yes," I agreed.
cling-film by mal June 25, 2004
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Clingfilmed
The act of covering your computer screen with cling film then wanking off to porn, discharging your load onto the screen. Thus feeling closer to spunking onto a real woman.
I Clingfilmed to Rachel Starr last night, it really makes me feel like im getting some action with her too! I like to be included in things.
Clingfilmed by Syndrome of a Down 666 October 3, 2011
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clingfilm
1..a clingy person who you dont like nd who annoys you when she links arms with you nd is a lesbo grrrrrr... or just someone you make up a song about, for instance;
sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...
and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!
sometimes it feel like i'm the cake and ur the clingfilm...
and no matter how many times u sing it by her she just doesnt get it. and then the next day she sends u a note sayin 'i hate you ur evil' then says im sorry i ddnt mean it, iv got a few loose screws in my nogin' (OMG who says tht?!) so u say 'yeh uv got a few of them' n block her but she keeps tryin 2 be ur 'frend' even tho uv caught her a hundred times bitchin about u! so whats the point tryin 2 be frends if u dont like each other?!?!
charlie*: urgh she wont leave me alone, she knows a dont like her and i know she doesnt like me!
randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.
randomer: shes just another piece of clingfilm. its like shes there 2 stick 2 u.
clingfilm by sexiest ever July 25, 2008
clingfilm retardant
When you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. When ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
Dad: Katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
Eva: Dont ask her, shes clingfilm retardant.
Katherine: No, I'll do it.
...
2 hours later...
Everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. Katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
clingfilm retardant by lazybumsinparis August 17, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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