clemintine 

''Is that a tangerine?''
''No its a clemintine asshole''

''this clemintine tastes like ass''
''I like ass''

clemintine by sexypantskarl September 9, 2012

Clemintine 

Clementine is a rare but beatiful name that every girl is jealous if. they are very loving and will stop there life for yours because they are sweet, loving, caring, touchy, and smart and wI'll never hurt you . Unless you get on her bad side if you do she is a absolute bad ass and you will be make your life a living hell. DON'T lose an Clementine she is great.

wow look at her

oh that's gorgeous clemintine

Clemintine by Clementine6789 March 31, 2019

Clemintine 

1. (n) A Sex Fiend, Sex Goddess/God, Sex Queen/King. Someone with excellent Sexual skills, or Dance/pole moves.
2. (n) A Small, Sweet orange.

"She's So Good, I'd even call her a Clemintine"

"May i have another Clemintine?"

Clemintine by Melly January 13, 2005

Clemintine 

also shortened to 'Clems' and also used to describe chavs, pikies, knackers and general scumbags

used to describe the lower levels of Irish society. They can easily be spotted in any Irish town, city or even village.

Males:
-tuck their tracksuit bottoms into their sock
-spit a lot
-have no jobs, nor ever will
-smell of sweat and bad aftershave/burgers
-wear a lot of cheap gold jewellery
-greasy hair
-sit on shop windows/electrical boxes/walls and shout abuse at people

Females:
- look the exact same only are a disgusting shade of orange
- wear clothes that are too small for them
- have a child in a buggy with them at all times

- I'm not walking down there...
- Why not?
- There's a load of Clemintines sitting on that wall and I didn't bring a stick to beat them away...

Clemintine by petal29 June 11, 2011

Clementing 

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.

John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!

Clementing by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013

Clementine 

Clementine is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clementine then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clementine is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clementine is stylish. Clementine is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

They will love you if you love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days.

Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.

“Wow. Clementine is so pretty.” Jakob gasped
“You’re a simp.” Responded Abrona.

Clementine by Jakob B April 29, 2021

Clementine 

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet- usually with brown hair and green blue eyes. Her laugh lights the sky, and her smile fills the room. Clementine will always be there for you and keep you up when you’re down. She’s extremely smart and confident, and will always be passionate in what she pursues. If you ever meet a girl named Clementine, hold her tight and never let go.

Clementine is confident and passionate.

Clementine by rebelishgirl103 March 20, 2019