A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver February 22, 2011
A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.
by Ramboni November 13, 2003
a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.
Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
by Jeff cutajew March 3, 2009
Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.
Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.
I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.
by Harry Ballz Sandwich August 29, 2008
Cramming kitchen utensils into the vagina and the anus simultaneously. Used in fetishes and for sexual pleasure.
That girl has 4 forks, 6 spoons, and 3 butter knifes in her vagina and anus! Damn what a meat cleaver!
by nigga May 20, 2003