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2.
A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.
Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.
by Sean Scheele November 26, 2007
 
1.
a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.
sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)
by Anonymous June 03, 2003
 
3.
A stanky muthafucka who doesn't know shit from a doorknob. Loves to get high and be retarded. Also known as a nigger. Or a dumbfuck.
Cleatus = Raymond C :)
by Rainbowflag May 31, 2011
 
4.
A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard
Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.
by Dan Foster June 18, 2003