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Cleaning out the fish-tank 

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow

Cleaning out his pipes 

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.
Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.
Cleaning out his pipes by G-Fang January 2, 2009

Cleaning Out the Pipes 

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)
Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

cleaning out my closet 

1. A song written by Eminem
"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"

cleaning out the barn 

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy
Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.

Cleaning out the Beacon

When a greasy restaurant causes you to take a large, messy dump.

From The Beacon restaurant in Spartanburg, SC.
After eating at Hot Dog World, I was cleaning out the Beacon all evening.
Cleaning out the Beacon by nappyd November 14, 2004