Clarted 

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

Clarted 

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

Carrete 

Chilean for party...aka the best parties in the world because Chilean parties are the tits.

quieres ir al carrete esta noche?

Carrete by papa moyer January 14, 2010

carpeted 

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

carpeted by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

Carroted 

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.

i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.

Carroted by trent coles June 18, 2017

Clarted 

When something is fucked up in some way.

"Mate, isn't that Corona well fucked"
"Yeah mate, it's clarted!"

Clarted by Dahatter November 25, 2020