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Clark Griswold-ing it 

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.
Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!
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grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on
yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

lewis and clarking 

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.
Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

clarking 

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.
Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.
clarking by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009

Jem Clarking 

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son

lewis and clarking 

A game played by two people that involves the 'exploration' of each others bodies. Game is usually played by using hands, and on occasion, tongues but once you cross into the danger zone, its no longer lewis and clarking, then its officially a hook-up.
Girl one: Omgshhhh last night was amazing!!!
Friend: So did you guys hook up??
Girl one: No, but there was definitely some lewis and clarking going on ;D

Clarking it 

To successfully thrust a person 5 or more times without being caught whilst they are bending over.
Man! you should have seen me in the shoe shop earlier I was Clarking it!!
Clarking it by Jason Duffy April 24, 2008