Mostly, clankin' tankards just means getting sloshed - most likely in a medieval setting. However, the phrase could absolutely be a euphemism for something (like getting railed in a sundress by an Hobgoblin, or getting boofed by a Bugbear).
"Avast ye! Hast thou been Clankin' Tankards at the Gasping Gander?? I can see the juices all over yer face!"
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A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.
Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life
by stephin April 7, 2005
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Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril
Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies
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With the balls actually having nothing to do with it, but initially thought by others to have been the use of the balls to produce the magical sound ball clankin creates. It is an action where your slap your dick against your stomache, preferably when it's wet out of the shower, to get the nice clankin noise that it produces to piss off your roommates early in the morning.
"Hey P you french bastard, prepare for some early morning ball clankin'"
by Falcon691 May 22, 2013
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When a patient wakes up from surgery, and begins withdrawing from alcohol.
The patient ends up requiring 50mg of ativan to calm the nerves. Louder than a swiss cow in a pasture with a bell on
by dr clanker March 13, 2012
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To be drinking two beers (bottles) at once. Makes for a clankin' sound when ur drunk enough or just can't handle holding two bottles. Also known as "double fisting."
Jimmy was clankin' so hard last night he passed out in a registered sex offender's house.
by KylE757 October 8, 2008
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When you have more than one strap.
One or more weaponson you at a time.
let them b***** hate im clankin.

dont get smart with him "he's clankin"
by Teagan 804 July 22, 2008
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