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6.
When a DJ has an especially bad mix, making the bassline go out of sync and "clang."
Dj Sy can scratch the shit out of that wax, but DAMN was that mix full of clang.
by Lucificifus March 30, 2005
 
1.
The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.
"Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!"
by Stephen Welsh March 23, 2006
 
2.
When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.
Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles

Person: CLANG!
by humbugtheman October 12, 2009
 
3.
The sound made when hitting two (or more) Olympic medals together during sexual intercourse between athletes.
There's going to be a lot of clanging this year in Sochi. Let's clang!
by Drocco February 23, 2014
 
4.
the wealthiest homeless person on the street.
Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in!
by tim-tim April 23, 2004
 
5.
A really long, large, protruding clit that looks like a mini-cock. A combination of the words 'clit' and 'wang'
She really shouldn't wear that bikini, it shows off her massive clang
by courtesan June 16, 2007
 
7.
One's testicles, after the alleged sound made after someone kicks a "real" man there.

See also clunk.
Fucker tried to kick my clang.
by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006