A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!

Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?

clamster by Dna75 March 10, 2017

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clamstep

bass, booty, glam, steps, drum, dub

so like one day that girl leen was all leestening to her major homees unreleasssd traccxx and she was like

OMG THAT IT and

clamstep was born

sounds like dubstep, skull disco, hyperstep and booty bass with an inland empire sized dose of glitter, glimmer, and all things a teenage suburban prostitute would want for her borethday

Calls yourself a lady first.
then:

stop jackin my swagger
quit bitin my style
you aint even cute now
i scened u for a while
i dont give up yo
math u deserve
count your calories AND
freshen up you serious
keep collecting my dust
just to synthesize a zoo of you
disrespecting as usual
take away your wideness
of all the wrong places
a no apologies girl
it just has to be you
takin territory i marked with my scent
allow ur puggy nose
deep inhale my stench
those mine cubic two meters
of delirious shed
entertain my mental space??
who the fuck called u over that day?!
STOP JACKIN my style
no biting my HAIR
you aint even cute now
*I* scened u for a split
where the hell your real jocks
mirrord mine special
cant believe you stared me
grotesquely for a segment
LOYALTY like a lollipop
swiping my locks
wacking my kicks
stealing my lucks
when our eyes dont meet
stop snooping my shit
i dont wanna deal
with some puppy ho
tryinna be a bitch

fuck off.

i scened
i scened
I SEEN U 4 A WHILE

clamstep!

clamstep by leena leen October 8, 2008

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