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clamslap 

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.
"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"
clamslap by Clamsteak March 4, 2011
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Clamslammer 

A word used to describe the dong
Three days ago, I had a blind date with a guy nicknamed Tiny. I’ve got to say, once we got back to his place and started getting after each other, his Clamslammer was anything but tiny.
Clamslammer by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
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Jessica and Kristine tripped, we ran over to help and jessica was totally ClamSlamming Kristine!
ClamSlam by Ryandawg June 4, 2009

Clamslamming 

The act of two females putting themselves between each others' legs to pound thier genitalia together for mutual sexual satisfaction.
Those two girls look happy. I bet they spent the whole night clamslamming.
Clamslamming by Steve52 May 25, 2009

clamslammer 

clamslammer- slang for a penis.
after years of agony, Beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.
clamslammer by steve and will February 14, 2008
Prudence and Dan frequently had time alone but her clamslamming roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex
Clamslam by Kattypoo March 5, 2009

clamstance 

the position a woman takes, (when viewed from behind) that allows one to view the shiloutte of her vagina between her thigh gap. usually clothed, often swimwear.
god damn man i'm tryin to be good but that bitch got mad clamstance, hard to resist.
yeah man, that thing lookin like the baldest clam ever but you can smell it from here.
i'll just keep an eye on it then.
aight.
clamstance by war-n August 29, 2017