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caffiend 

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"
caffiend by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013

CAFFIENCE 

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)
Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience
CAFFIENCE by Tony john smith April 21, 2020

Claffing 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time, aka Dan and Nicole
I was sitting at the bar and a friend told me a funny joke and I started "claffing" for about twenty min.
Claffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013

caffiending 

the absolute need for caffeine intake. normally occurs in the morning before anything deemed productive can take place.
Khump: "i can't concentrate right now, i'm totally caffiending"

BLaz: "get out of my office and go to the starbucks across the street"
caffiending by Khump January 5, 2011

Caffiend 

1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine

2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional
1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."

2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."
Caffiend by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013