civitello 

A man who holds this last name will make many friends. A friend of a "civitello" will die a horrible and painful death in one of the twelve months.

Woah your friends with a civitello, i wont be friends with you for long. {as he gets hit by a car}

civitello by aguywithmanynames December 17, 2012

Civitella 

A type of a person who got hot girls when he was younger but now gets nothing.

Also tends to shout random things.

> Gets with hot girl
>Breaks up with them
>Wonders why hes so lonely

"Dude stop being such a Civitella"

"Hey looks its-- BANGOUT "
"Zing"

Civitella by Bangout April 23, 2013

clitello 

Eating jello off of a clitoris while pleasing your lover

Ken why weren't you at homecoming last night? Oh it's because I was in a clitello orgy and we had extra jello

clitello by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012