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The controversial surgical procedure performed on baby boys which, upon becoming men, makes the penis very very appealing to women. Most women like a large circumcised penis. It is much more appealing to look at and play with. The man will never have memory of being circumcised so why not stop dwelling on the act of the surgery. Give the girlies what they want and a reason to want to pleasure you more. Mary: Are you gonna go home with him tonight???
Linda: Yeah, but if he hasn't had a circumcision, I'm bailing out. |
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A procedure done to male infants in which the foreskin is cut off. It is usually done either for religious reasons (done by Jews) or for hygiene reasons. Believe it or not, Circumcision is not cutting off the entire penis, but merely the outer layer of foreskin. Many assholes believe Jews are bad people because they do this but it has no negative effects. Pleasure in intercourse is not increased or decreased, and the ability to produce children is also not affected. What? You thought it meant you couldn't have children. Idiot, how do you think Jewish babies are born? Honestly. The only real effect that circumcision has is better hygiene and less of a chance getting varied penal diseases.
The main reason many people believe circumcision is bad is because of varied anti-Semitic reasons, as well as the fact that many men are sensitive to cutting down there. "I'm Jewish, so I was circumcised."
"Is circumcision like cutting off a girl's nipples?" NO, you idiot. If you cut off a girl's nipples she would have no way to nurse her children and many other health problems. The foreskin has no use but nipples do. |
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Benefitless excercise, the falcrum of many jokes. Q: What happened to the short-sighted circumcisionist?
A: He got the sack. |
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Horrible and usually unnecessary surgical practice in which some of the most sensitive parts of the penis (foreskin and frenulum) are cut off, leaving the now exposed head to desensitize. It's limited potential benifits in most cases don't outweight the losses. The procedure decreases sexual pleasure for the man and woman during intercourse. It was popularized in the 1800's and recommended as a cure for masturbation by so-called medical professionals. It is most commonly performed in US hospitals to helpless infants. It was derived from a similar procedure which Jews and Muslims observe as a religious rite. Neonatal circumcision is a American money making medical scam that is not endorsed by any medical organization worldwide. The myth of it having medical benifits was a lure to get so many people to do it. Now that most Americans are circumcised, they want their boys to look like them so they have them circumcised for no reason too.
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It's the removal of the foreskin. It's not a "sadistic rite," insanity, or a barbaric act. It's a surgical procedure that parents may choose to have their boys undergo for the best interests of the child, or at the recommendation of a doctor. Circumcision eliminates problems with retracting the foreskin and inflammation of the foreskin. It also may reduce the risk of penile cancer and urinary tract infections. Aside from that, many people don't consider a drooping hunk of skin at the end of a sex organ to be very attractive.
Hygiene is an issue with circumcision. You can see why the hygiene argument might have a basis in circumcision, since the foreskin acts as a storage unit for nasty substances. It doesn't take long for bacteria to multiply and become great in number, and for build-ups to happen. See smegma. Label on a penis: Not circumcised. Wash before and after sex, masturbation, or public display. Come on, people. Circumcision's a personal point of view. Be happy with what you have. The only "damage" here is that caused by people that tell circumcised males that they _are_ damaged or "mutilated!" Mutilation: the destruction of something to where it is not nearly what it was or how it used to perform. Well, if circumcision is sexual mutilation, how come America (with the majority of males circumcised) are happy people -- many with children? |
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Male genital mutilation.
Millions of years of evolution have decided that every male mammal under the sun was to be born with a foreskin. In nature you won’t find a single mammal species where the males are born without a foreskin. If the foreskin was a useless part of our anatomy, evolution would have gotten rid of it before we became human. Circumcisions are performed on babied because they can’t complain as no adult in his right mind would subject himself to it. Circumcision is barbaric and useless. It continues to this day only because it's practiced on innocent babies.
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A barbaric act of mutilation in which the skin hanging off the end of the penis (Foreskin) is removed for no good reason whatsoever. People can say it looks cleaner and it prevents smegma... well, it looks horrible. If you say that your penis looks better because it's been circumcised, then there was something seriously wrong with your foreskin. The only way I could see it from that point of view is if the foreskin was three inches long or something. The reason people do this is to prevent masturbation. Yeah, smart idea, dumbass. Mutilate me at the age of six before I even know what masturbation is... *Clap clap clap*. I wank off every day. Jackasses. Husband: Hey, hun... feel like mutilating our son and making him hate us for the rest of his life?
Wife: You mean a circumcision? Husband: Yep. Let's circumcise him before he has the right to choose, before he knows what masturbation is and before he knows better! Wife: He isn't even born yet. Husband: ... As you can see, they made the decision without the boy. It was the same for me. Don't do the same to your son. |
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