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Caribbean Cinemas 

Caribbean Cinemas is a chain of movie theaters in Puerto Rico. It is the only major chain in Puerto Rico, after its main competitor CineVista, went bankrupt and closed all of its theaters. The chain has expanded into Dominican Republic, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, St. Kitts, St. Lucia, Antigua, Aruba and Trinidad. The Plaza Las Américas and Plaza Guaynabo theaters are the only ones to have a theme, which are the Old San Juan and a marine theme, respectively.
Girl 1: I'm going to the Caribbean Cinemas at Aguadilla at 9pm. Do you want to go?

Girl 2: Yeah!!
Caribbean Cinemas by mrplaza October 6, 2011
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Showcase Cinemas 

A cinema chain in the United Kingdom. It has recliners and screens a fair bit of classics via its “Flashback" program. The closest thing you're gonna get to an arthouse theatre if your area doesn't have one.
I saw Trainspotting at Showcase Cinemas a while ago.
Showcase Cinemas by Dominicmgm July 30, 2021

Primm’s Hood Cinema 

He from Baltimore. He made it out the hood. He that one YouTube dude. He got a son. I watch his videos. He the comic-relief type character. He a All-Star
Idk uhhhh..... Moses Primm the goat.

Primm’s Hood Cinema the best YouTube channel.
Primm’s Hood Cinema by anonymous October 13, 2020

cinema clitera 

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."

Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin 

A scene in entertainment that is unrealistic and shouldn't even happen in their own universe, like when a character survives getting shot a bunch of times just to move on the story.
"There are too much Cinema/Literature/Theater/Game sin in this movie/book/play/game.

United States Cinematic Universe

When the actions of the USA and the people within it, are so strange that it compares to a fictional country
"The United States Cinematic Universe has been jumping the shark recently"

cinemasochism 

1. Gratification gained from watching crappy movies.

2. The condition in which cinematic gratification depends on one's insistence of viewing films ironically, out of curiosity despite their better judgement, or indulging in "guilty pleasures."

3. The quality of being compelled to view films that one knows will be horrible.


Related forms:
cin⋅e⋅mas⋅och⋅ist, noun
cin⋅e⋅mas⋅och⋅is⋅tic, adjective
cin⋅e⋅mas⋅och⋅is⋅ti⋅cal⋅ly, adverb
A: I'm going to go see that new Nicholas Cage movie.

B: That's cinemasochism!

A: I know.