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Cincinnati Hotplate 

Akin to the "Cleveland Steamer" a Cincinnati Hotplate is when one person lays under a glass table while another person straddles the table and defecates on the table, giving the "receiver" the fecalphiliac thrill without the mess.

See also "Stallone"
"Sylvester Stallone was a big fan of the ol' Cincinnati Hotplate. He'd pay big bucks to have hookers drop a deuce on the table while he spanked one out to it. Sick!"
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Cincinnati Hotplate 

A Cleveland Steamer but then you titty fuck the girl.
I had no KY so I gave the Cincinnati Hotplate.
Cincinnati Hotplate by beefums March 17, 2005

Cinncinati Hotplate

The act of a women pressing her tits together and the male proceeds to sits on her face and "reverse titty fuck" her all the while her nose is in your corn hole.
Bob: I'm horny but youre bleeding down there.......

Samantha: Well..... I'm in the mood for a refreshingly zesty Cinncinati Hotplate

Bob: Good thing i had chipotle!

Cincinnati hot plate 

1) n. A ridiculously good looking girl, generally from Cincinnati, who flatulates during anal sex, to a degree which is nasally unbearable.

2) v. The intentional act of expelling bodily gas while recieving anal sex.

3) n., v. A type of sex, historically favored by many Cincinnati residents, in which a particularly gaseous man amd a particularly gaseous woman flatulate during sex repeatedly, sometimes in unison or in competition with each other.
1) "Yeah I took her home but we should have gone to her house, it turns out that chick was a Cincinnati hot plate. I febreezed last night and my room still stinks."

2) "Bill, if you don't stop telling people what we did, the next time we do it, I'm gonna Cincinnati hot plate you until you throw up."

3) n. "You wanna Cincinnati hot plate? Go to Felipe's House of Tacos and Kabobs. The girls who eat there can't help but to give you a Cincinnati hot plate."

v. " The newlyweds were appalled to learn that the older couple liked to eat big dinners and go home early to Cicinnati hot plate all night."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026