cigarrete
WHO'S THE DUMBSHIT WHO CAME UP WITH THIS WORD?! A FUCKING RETARDED ASSHOLE LICKER WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL "CIGARETTE" RIGHT! WTF HOW HARD IST IT?!
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cigerettes
Cigerettes: Refers to the trashy people in town that have that wierd drugged out drawl in their speech. Typically using the word fuckin just about every other word. They often smell like they shower in newports. Usually use i seent it or i seen them in a sentence. Typical High School druggie who hasn't amounted to much probably still lives in their small town with parents or in a nasty apartment that stinks like cigerettes. Usually uses drugs such as suboxone, xanax, hydros, etc The person who can get you some kind of drugs but you don't wanna bother becuase they will probably short you or make you go through hoops to do so.
"Dude Kyle and Tyler are such fucking cigerettes" *immitating Kyle or tyler voice* "Yo DUDE was with my fuckin girl kristal the other day and i seent her fuckin smokin a cig and i said blah blah blah. "Me and Kyle were fuckin down at the Insert mini mart here and he fuckin won like 20 bucks on a scratch off so we went and got some fuckin klonopins from fuckin Ryan"
cigerettes by Pwnnoobzors November 16, 2017
e-cigarrette
A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.
The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).
If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).
If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
e-cigarrette by eva was here August 6, 2009
Cigerette
Cigerette not to be confused with cigarette being that of a tobacco filled death stick, is actually a clever way to define a joint. "Funny Cigerette" is the common affiliation although Sublime turned the phrase and made it their own. If anyone asks you for a funny cig you know they don't mean a regular cigarette. And further more if you read anything with the word "Cigerette" in it most certainly means weed cig. More of a west coast thing but definitely the way to be incognito about the herb!!!
Hey bro you got a funny cig I can drag on???
Light me up that Cigerette and ill strap shoes on my feet.
Light me up that Cigerette and ill strap shoes on my feet.
Cigerette by The Real sublime June 28, 2014