churns my butter
churns my butter by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013
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Chorns
Gloves used in the practice of yarndling, specifically competitive threading. Origin unknown, possibly proto-Albanian. Traditionally composed of beaver skin. Bifurcated now supersede the non-bifurcated variety, due to ease of kedding.
"Hello Jim, have you been drying your chorns this afternoon?"
"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
"Yes, Derek, they should be ready to use when the knap's fully bronzed."
Chorns by Cod Michael May 11, 2020
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chunsi
A word commonly used as an interjection in words to chunsform the word into a pun. It is highly applicable in many scenarios, and often is utilized for comedic intention
Chocolate Churn
When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.
Chocolate Churn by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015
Shak Churni
GHOST! A ghost of a married woman who had died without fulfilling her wishes or had been killed by her husband or husband’s family or kidnappers!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.
They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.
They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
Nihar Kaku : Ore ato hapacchis kan Rani ji?
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!
Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!
Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!
Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
Shak Churni by xXxPOISON X April 25, 2020
Ice Cream Churner
An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.
Ice Cream Churner by el.harp July 6, 2010
Mark Chirnside
A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".
More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".
Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".
Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."
-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."
-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
Mark Chirnside by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011