To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus
Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?
by Churf August 21, 2022
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Churf- the act in which you get high from smoking weed
Hey man hop in my truck were about to have a churf session, you dont want to miss out on theese fire nugs.
by Mateo Million November 1, 2010
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A Churf is when 1 has a Chode (a penis that is wider than longer) and a very small Girth ( the circumfrence of 1's penis)
Ha ha ha ha ha! James Dunford, Simon Grismon and Robert Coomber all have churf's!!!!!
by j + j November 26, 2004
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To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churf - "churfy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now often reffered to as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.
"Fuck sake min, we have been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churf!"
by Seymore Bellchunk February 26, 2007
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To eat Cheerios out of a man asshole
When Dennis asked why Elliot was late , Elliot explained the had a long night churffing and was crowned 2022 churf champ , as he pointed at his C.O.D "churf or die " t-shirt
by Ivan rippener October 21, 2022
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To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus
Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?
by Churf August 21, 2022
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When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.
I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.
by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018
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