Churf

To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus

Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?

Churf by Churf August 20, 2022

churf

To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churf - "churfy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now often reffered to as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.

"Fuck sake min, we have been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churf!"

churf by Seymore Bellchunk February 27, 2007

Churf

Churf- the act in which you get high from smoking weed

Hey man hop in my truck were about to have a churf session, you dont want to miss out on theese fire nugs.

Churf by Mateo Million November 2, 2010

Churf

A Churf is when 1 has a Chode (a penis that is wider than longer) and a very small Girth ( the circumfrence of 1's penis)

Ha ha ha ha ha! James Dunford, Simon Grismon and Robert Coomber all have churf's!!!!!

Churf by j + j November 26, 2004

Churf

To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus

Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?

Churf by Churf August 20, 2022

The Churf ‘n Turf 

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

The Churf ‘n Turf by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

Chorfun 

A mispronunciation of the word "Fortune". Used by a rock troll named Bart in The Witcher 3 to describe a fortune of gold and other valuables.

Bart bad... Bart make Sigi lose chorfun.

Chorfun by TonyDanzasTapdanceExtravaganza March 28, 2019