church it up 

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

church it up by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

church it up 

To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.

Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.

church it up by Bourbon Shocker October 14, 2004

church fan up 

an expression to let someone know you agree with them

Her: There no way a man should expect all that from a woman when he doesn't posses any of those qualities himself.

Her: Church fan up!

church fan up by tanyettasedit October 20, 2008

church fan up 

It means that you agree with someone.

When you agree with someone, put your church fan up! Very similar to when you're in church and the pastor says something profound, all you can do is...put your church fan up.

church fan up by tanyettamac October 13, 2008

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

fuck up the church money 

To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.

Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.

fuck up the church money by Circ Max October 17, 2021