A church slut is a rare species of the female population that regularly attends church, puts up a perfect facade, fooling all those around her, and in the end, ends up jumping all the dicks in her proximity. While everyone is singing, their eyes happen to travel around the room, looking for the most compatible males. Some of these church sluts plan their outfits a month in advance, making sure that they look borderline holy/down to fuck.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
They usually mark their territory by taking a minimum of 5,043 pictures with random males from their church/youth group and then proudly posting their accomplishments on facebook/myspace. A rare conversation usually occurs through facebook or through the phone (text message or phone sex) to keep the suspicions from arousing. However, church sluts keep their dirty work underground. The physical activity stays to a minimum of hugs.
Usually church sluts look alike, and are normally flat and attempt at exposing more skin than needed. Their hairstyles are strangely similar to the next church slut, and they always must wear five inch heels with their outfits.
oh. my. god. becky. look at that girl. she is SoooOOOoOoo flat. kinda reminds me like one of those church sluts!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
who understands those church guys
they only talk to her cuz they don't get any action outside of this, ok?
i mean her chest
its just so flat
i can't believe it's so flat
it's like caving in
i mean, it's not legit!
look, she's just so.... boobless
I LIKE CHURCH SLUTS AND I CANNOT LIE. HOW THOSE SKIRTS ARE MAXIMUM KNEE LENGTH HIGH. WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY CHEST SHE PUTS IT IN YO FACE AND YOU GET SPRUNG!
by BBattleship August 24, 2009
The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.
"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
A horny girl who feigns piety ( not necessarily to Christianity) while simultaneously engaging in sexually charged activity. Often characterized by the term " technically i'm still a virgin"
Hey, I heard you and James did it last night
Shut up, we were just cuddling... naked. you know, nothing went in so technically i'm still a virgin.
Shut up you Church Camp Slut
Shut up, we were just cuddling... naked. you know, nothing went in so technically i'm still a virgin.
Shut up you Church Camp Slut
by eloquent? May 31, 2010