(noun) - A portmanteau of 'chubby' and 'cunt(o)', resulting in the formulation 'chunto'; to describe anyone of an overweight and unpleasant and/or irritating demeanour, when the term 'fat cunt' seems to tiresome to utter.
Gwendolyn: "I say, Maevis, isn't Nicholas an ignorant fellow and a little large around the edges?"
Maevis: "Yeh, 'e's a fuckin' chunto. And don't call me Maevis."
1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."