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Chunetop 

Something some one can hit you in. Most likely in the head
James-you kyle this guy is fucking with me

Kyle-I’m gunna punch him in his chunetop
The musical genre of country and pop mashed together, so you know its country style but they have pop'd it up so it gets on the radio
Shania Twain, Taylor Swift are examples of artists who sing Cuntop
Cuntop by Loose dolly February 19, 2010

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntopus 

A more intense cunt kinda like an evolved pokemon.
"Okay Brian, Priority 1, I got to get this cuntopus to let me into Math Class."
Cuntopus by thekandymon February 5, 2012
(noun) - A portmanteau of 'chubby' and 'cunt(o)', resulting in the formulation 'chunto'; to describe anyone of an overweight and unpleasant and/or irritating demeanour, when the term 'fat cunt' seems to tiresome to utter.
Gwendolyn: "I say, Maevis, isn't Nicholas an ignorant fellow and a little large around the edges?"

Maevis: "Yeh, 'e's a fuckin' chunto. And don't call me Maevis."
Chunto by Dionysus23 April 7, 2009

Chintopus 

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."
Chintopus by J.Ham November 4, 2009