Chunt is all and Chunt is one. He is a mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, step-chunt, and much more. All in one package. Jesus pales in comparison to Chunt. That is all.
Chunt my skrunt.
by Hunter J Barton Jr. Sr. IV September 3, 2022
Chunt is our lord and savior, as well as the god of our cul-i mean religion, the Church of Chunt.
In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
In the beginning, there existed a being known as Chunt. Chunt is a multi-headed being with badger heads, a naked human torso, Shrek ears for nipples, 12 buttholes, infinate arms and legs, and a 3rd kind of genetalia known as a Xongleyus, that goes in and out, and in and out, like a fractal. also each butthole leads to a different dimension. Chunt had four children. two Ducks, and two Snails. but two of them were total a*sholes so Chunt banished them down to the hellish land of Florida. one of the snails lost their shell, and became slug.
and the duck became goose
Geese now run our society from the inside, and are even deeper than the Illuminati. those who are even more powerful among their kin are known as Giga-Geese.
and Slugs are even worse. they seep themselves in your ears and make you do horrible things
there is actually an 8th day of the week known as Skleuzday. everyone sleeps through it exept for the most holy of men. then everyone party's and its crazy.
by blorp'iaf November 26, 2019
by Zanon 28 April 14, 2020
When famous Aussie legend Kath from Kath and Kim is corrected for using ‘cardonnay’ instead of correct pronounciAtion ‘Chardonnay’ she counters with “yeah all right ya pack of CHUNTS”
by Crunchiest666 August 6, 2022
So after 2 years of dating Karen finally decided we were ready to go all the way, but turns out she has a chunt. i dumped her teh next day.
by Jack Couch November 23, 2007