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verb: When a woman spontaneously aborts her child while trying to excrete a tremendous fecal load.
Me: OMG, my girlfriend skrunted all over the kitchen floor last night.
Friend: Thank god.
Other Friend: What was she doing trying to poop in the kitchen?
by Fang Fang February 12, 2008
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the voluntary splitting of vagina and anus wall......creates what is commonly known as a skrunt or the "collective"
splittage of female genitals to involve the skunt age of others............ skrunt
by bossssssss October 11, 2008
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the sound that a skunt makes
that skunt was skrunting up and down the hall last night. I couldnt fall asleep.

I made that dirty skunt skrunt all night long.

Skunt skrunting is a habbit.
by skrunter September 13, 2009
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Stands for Short, Skanky, Cunt, as well as a derogatory term against women who appear to be promiscuous in their sexual behavior.

"Skrunt" originated from Colorado during a intoxicated conversation between friends in 2009, since then has spread to multiple states and countries. Such as: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Washington D.C., Maryland, New York, Florida; just to name a few. Including countries such as: Germany, Denmark, United Kingdom, and France.
(Friend 1) " Oh dayum! Look at that Skrunt!"

(Friend 2) "haha that skirt couldn't get any shorter!"

(Boyfriend) "Stop being such a Skrunt and flirting with my best friends!"

(Person 1) "Sup Skkkkrrrrunnnnt!"
by ManfromCharlottesville May 05, 2011
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I mixture of the words skank and cunt. Discribing the nastiest, uglist, female imagable.
My brother`s girlfriend is a real skrunt!
by thatassholearmyguy February 22, 2011
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when the cunt is visible by means of a skirt
"i just saw coles skrunt..."
by Maude III March 01, 2008
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A portmanteau of scrub/skrub and cunt.
by S.102 December 08, 2014
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