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some greedy nub, enjoys long walks along the beach with his walrus girlfriends. uncontrollable amounts of laziness seem to have an aura around him. Chunkymonkey usually reins from hebrew descent, but is known to belong to a religion called "Laackmanism".
pronunciation: AA-CHUUNNGAY MuuuNKAI. I was at the beach with a bunch of my friends and i saw this chunkymonkey, but thankfully we got away from it after throwing a cheeto at it.
by ctoucher June 11, 2007
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noun: the object of a chubby chaser's affection. Never refer to another person as a "chunky monkey" unless-
A. you know the person very well, so much so that said person would not be offended by being called one, or-
B. you can run very fast and will never see the person again.
A. come on over later, my little chunky monkey!
B. baby, you are a chunky monkey. leave some food for the rest of the world!
by earpuller September 22, 2005
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A magically delicious Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream flavor.
Let's go down to the 7-11 for a pint of Chunky Monkey.
by Jimbo Jones August 22, 2003
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a more polite desription of someone who is rather obese
will is a bit of a chunky monkey
by AlexMcGhee April 20, 2007
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the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously
"my girlfriend totally let me chunky monkey on her last night"


"I think I may have chunky monkeyed my pants"
by the chunky monkey March 26, 2012
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Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.
See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'
by dartron January 10, 2013
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When you walk into the bathroom after a dorm mate pulls a massive crap when air spray is in the vicinity.

/Name of an infamous ice cream
Aww fuck you man, I was gonna take a shit after I peed but you had to make a Chunky Monkey..

/ Hipster: Theres this delicious ice cream flavor called "Chunky Monkey."....
by FromEmbryoToGangster June 15, 2013
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1. A Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor featuring bananna flavored ice cream with chocolate chips.

2. A derogatory term for a fat asian-american of the wigger variety.
Yo, that chunky monkey got a badunkadunk but she can bust some funky fresh rhymes
by 457R4L February 03, 2008
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