chunky soup

The act of trying to give someone a brown clown but instead having diarrhea, resulting in covering the receiver's head in liqueous feces.

I was trying to give Bob a brown clown, but all that came out was chunky soup.

by P. Lucho August 10, 2004

chunky soup

Semen that is thick and yellow with a strong musky odor.

My girlfriend insists that I wear a condom, because I cum chunky soup.

by curdblurd August 21, 2009

Chunky soup

The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.

Wow! Melted is such a thin soupian, Chunky Soup is way better!

by Ze JmL Ambasodor November 27, 2021

Mama's chunky soup

Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.

"After billy's wife came back from the clinic he had some Mama's chunky soup"

by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Chunky Nipple Soup

When a person or animal vomits over your chest....then a lover comes over and licks it up, whislt also turning you on by licking your nipple through the chunks of carrot or corn. If its a dogs vomit, this is known as chunky nipple soup...doggy style

Wife:" F*ck me...rover has just spewed all over my nice big tits"

Husband: "mmm let me lick up that chunky soup and lick your nipple too.....mmmm i love the chunky nipple soup"

by bhoywonder09 April 15, 2010

Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.

I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

by Michael Veerman June 6, 2011