chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009

russian clumsiness 

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

russian clumsiness by Psycholi February 20, 2023

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

chumpress by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

Morning Clumsiness 

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

Morning Clumsiness by Zarathud December 10, 2010

chumpies

a very good looking girl or girls

man there are some chumpies here tonight
or
man there is like 2 full chump and 3 half chumps here we even gotta chunky chump in the corner

chumpies by zam1387 August 14, 2006

bubba chumpies

big huge hoop earrings popularized by late 80s early 90s female rappers with fade haircuts

look at that bitch with the bubba chumpies

bubba chumpies by maphive December 17, 2003

clumpiness 

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.

We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.

clumpiness by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018