The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.
by deadlydan09 November 27, 2010