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Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004

Chuffter puppet 

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets
Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

Chuffers 

Wow that girl has a great pair of chuffers
Chuffers by Fruit palace May 14, 2018
Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
chuffer by M'ie July 25, 2008
a gay, or geeky person, or another word for ass (chuff)
that boy is such a chuffter. he takes it up the chuff
chuffter by joe sartine March 5, 2008
A collector of antique firearms, accouterments or any military antique related items. This term is usually only used by those in the hobby which may be also used with the term "curmudgeon."
The old cruffler went through the dusty attic of the old home owned by the veteran looking for treasures.
cruffler by Andy Griffith April 10, 2011