chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv October 22, 2007

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

by Anita Henjebb August 29, 2017

Chuffed

Profoundly annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, miffed, ticked off

He was such a jerk, I was totally chuffed over it

by JonnyEverland May 8, 2022

chuffed

to have a half boner

Yo dawg I met this girl the other day... I was straight chuffed after

by g0thprincess May 28, 2019

Chuffed chaser

Someone who chases a girl to the get put down at the end off it

Bro your sich a chuffed chaser.

by Long johns pizza May 12, 2021

chuffed out

Chuffed is a Northern word for "happy" really happy. So "Chuffed Out" can literally mean happy beyond comprehension.

It also has a darker meaning: knackered, beyond caring, blown away.

1/ I'd just bought a new Porsche and was completely chuffed out.

2/ We had been in the pub for hours; Dave was the worst for wear, he was completely chuffed out.

by maudibe May 25, 2016