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To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 20, 2006
Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
by Chuck Norris is God May 04, 2007
Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
by snallygaster March 09, 2007
A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce
CHuck norris is God and cannot be defeated
by DirtyHarry February 26, 2007
a.k.a. God; The master of everything.
When Chuck Norris gives blood he refuses a syringe and asks for a gun and a bucket.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
by Jesus Christo March 19, 2006
The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.
Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
by Gai-sensei March 17, 2006
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afriad of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

It is said that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The only problem is that Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris will knock you out son!
by Dude with no name March 09, 2006