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Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard any siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoejwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlkui54hfihnu8g34eio3g4ohg3oir,v...
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by Bilde December 28, 2011
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it is a proven fact that chuck norris actually can hit someone in the face with a fist he hides in his beard. if he would he also could roundhouse kick someone in the face with his beard.
just because he's chuck norris..
chuck norris
by taggnar June 03, 2009
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A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.
1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego
by uber6969 April 10, 2008
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The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God
I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris
by Tom1ner July 22, 2008
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Chuck Norris is going to DESTROY you for looking up his definition here.
Chuck Norris: What the fuck, he’s lookin’ at urban dictionary, doesn’t know who the fuck I am?! I’m coming over their house RIGHT NOW to beat the shit out of them!!

Chuck Norris is GOD.
by dogsread31 January 02, 2011
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you don't find chuck norris, chuck norris finds you!
I tried to find chuck norris on here and then it said "chuck norris found you"
by tuggerina August 19, 2011
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a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.
did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!
by super de fuckin duper June 05, 2007
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