A man who strikes fear into the people who strike fear themselves.
When the boogie man goes to sleep... he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris
by RichardV March 08, 2006
An expert in the martial arts, a true scholar, and a gentleman. He will one day be the American army... maybe Vin Diesel will be a teammate, but mostly just Chuck.

He doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets information.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy in the face... the sheriff was the luckier of the two.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
N. Chuck Norris is God.
V. Did you see the way Mark just Chuck Norrised his girlfriend in the vagina?
by Robthedudeofnyandthatsall March 07, 2006
Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...
Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons
by Omega Battle Creator March 01, 2006
To beat someone's ass uncontrollably without feeling or remorse.

to chuck norris, chuck norrised (past tense)
Motherfucker if you don't make me a sammich, i'll Chuck Norris your bitch ass
by Phat Daddy December 20, 2006
Gods God. The only man that God fears.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to church to worship God, He goes so God can worship him.
by Chuck Norris is God May 04, 2007
Chuck Norris is the ultimate warrior.
I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.

As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
by snallygaster March 09, 2007
A Man Concieved By Two Gods who is invincible to all things mortal and who has sex with more woman that earth can Produce
CHuck norris is God and cannot be defeated
by DirtyHarry February 26, 2007

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