A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.
Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?
by The_Shagster June 24, 2011
An internet fad that REALLY needs to die.
Don't tell me your next joke is about Chuck Norris.
by Moofey July 10, 2008
One of the most overrated action stars to ever exist. The only reason for his success in anything is his coming into contact with Bruce Lee.
Random Idiot: "Dude, God created the world in 6 days;then Chuck Norris took over."

CommonSense: Chuck Norris facts were funny for about a second.

Random Idiot: *Head explodes*
by JonnyCe June 25, 2009
A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.
'Chuck norris aint got shit on my holmes Bruce Lee, sept for the whole 'life' thing'
by Shimer March 31, 2006
The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.
I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.
by Alyssa yo February 13, 2006
An overused joke.
Person 1: LOLOOLOL OMG CHUCK NOORIS I ROUNDHOOSE KICK YUU! CHUK IS GOD!<3<333 OMG CHUCK NORRIS
Person 2: Please shut up, no one cares about Chuck Norris.
by Marzia May 03, 2013

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