No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.
Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?
Chuck Norris: What is it
Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....
(Awkward Pause)
Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
Chuck Norris: What is it
Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....
(Awkward Pause)
Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010
A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.
by Shimer April 1, 2006
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!
by Carlo Festejo September 25, 2007
Don't tell me your next joke is about Chuck Norris.
by Moofey July 11, 2008
In Texas chuck norris is slang for cocaine. it is called chuck, taking karate chops to the face, at war with chuck, and just plain o'l chuck norris.
Yo henry! u throwin' down for that 8 of chuck norris bro?
of course mayne...i been takin round house kicks to the face all muthuh fuggin day!
of course mayne...i been takin round house kicks to the face all muthuh fuggin day!
by Faruhlz November 29, 2006
when you get mac and cheese(option of easy mac) and mix it with poop and blend it in a blender and feed it to your dogs then when the dogs poop it out you then get the poop and insert it into a womans vagina
by vendetta696 August 7, 2010
The history of chuck: Serving time as a silly clown with a severe case of perma-bone, he decided to end his life of crime and change him name to www.chuckynorris.com
"Hey Carlos"
"Please Just call me Chuck or I'll smash the area that resides left to your groin"
"I'll buy 50 ultimate gyms"
".cum"
"Please Just call me Chuck or I'll smash the area that resides left to your groin"
"I'll buy 50 ultimate gyms"
".cum"
by Return of the Faggon August 9, 2003