chrono hot 

When a girl is absolutely gorgeous one day, but looks hideously ugly the next time you see her.

Monday: Yo bro, did you see Karin? Her ass looks so fuckin hot! I just wanna tear that ass up!

Thursday: What the fuck is up with Karin today? Her ass looks nice but what the hell happened to her face? How the hell did she get so much acne within a matter of two days??? God damn, she looks like a paper-bager today!
That bitch is fuckin chrono hot!

chrono hot by OTB - Off the Boat Russian ;-) April 3, 2009

chronohodophobia

A Fear of Time Travel. As in the fear to travel into the past or the future.

chrono - "time related", "hodophobia - fear of travel"
usage - He could have relived that Super Bowl winning catch again, but he was afraid to get in that mind blowing contraption one more time. He suffered from chronohodophobia.

chronohodophobia by thegarbagecollector January 18, 2005

chrononhotonthologos

A ineffective authoritarian blusterer. From the comedy play by Henry Carey (aka Benjamin Bounce, esq)1687?-1743 "The Tragedy of Chrononhotonthologos: Being the most Tragical Tragedy that ever was Tragediz'd by any Company of Tragedians."
More info at chrononhotonthologos.com

"What a chrononhotonthologos!" =
"What a blustering ineffective boss!"

chrononhotonthologos by chrononhotontholgos.com November 27, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016